DAY ONE SHOOD HAVE BEEN MAJARLY PORFITABLE FOR ALL BOLG FOLLOWARS. BUT ONLY IF YEW USE CORRACT STEAKING STRATAGY. MOAR OF THE SAME FOR DAY TWO PLEES I HEAR YEW PLEED. WELL FREINDS YEW ARE IN LUCK.

YESTARDAY WE USED TRENDSPOTTING WITH GREAT SUCKSESS. TODAY WE WILL LOOK AT RECANT FOAM AND BASE OUR PICKS ON THAT.

1.30 BIRTISH TIME – NOVICE HURDLE

AFTAR MUTCH RESEARTCH I FOWND ROYAL BOY IN THIS ONE HAD ‘OR’ COLUMN OF 149 OR 1+4+9 WITCH ADDED TO 14 WITCH IS HIS NUMBAR. THE ‘OR’ COLUMN IS USED TO GIVE YEW AN ALTERNATIVE HORSE TO BACK BUT THIS TIME IT TELL ME TO BACK NUMBAR 14 OR NUMBAR 14. DONT ARGUE WITH THE NUMBARS FREINDS.

ROYAL BOY 7/1

2.05 BIRTISH TIME – ARS CHASE

THIS ONE STOOD OWT AFTAR LONG AND DEEP ANAL YSIS. CARLINGFORD LOUGH LOOK LIKE IT GOT A ‘U’ LAST TIME OWT. ANY TIME A DONKEY IS GIVEN A ‘U’ IT MEEN IT RAN AN UMMACULATE RACE FREINDS. ONLY DONKEY IN RACE THAT RAN AN UMMACULATE RACE LAST TIME OWT. CARLINGFORD LOUGH. EASY PIK.

CARLINGFORD LOUGH 8/1

2.40 BIRTISH TIME – JOE CUNTS CUP

THIS WOS A PARTICULARLY DIFFACULT ONE FOR MORT TO FIGAR OWT. AGAIN IT TOOK HOURS OF LONG AND DEEP ANAL YSIS BEFOUR I SPOT THE OBVIAS SIGN. WHAT HAPPANS WHEN YEW PRESS F4 IN INTARNET ESPLORAR FREINDS? IT CLOAS THE WINDOW. INDEVAN’S FOAM FOR LAST TWO RACES REED F4. THIS MEEN HE IS GOING TO CLOAS THE WINDOW OF OPPARTUNITY ON HIS OPPONANTS TOMOROW. REELY OBVIAS WHEN YEW THINK ABOWT IT.

INDEVAN 25/1 @ YOUWIN

3.20 BIRTISH TIME – QUEEN MOTHAR CHAMPION CHASE (NICE OF HER TO SPONSAR A RACE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE)

WHEN LOOKING AT FOAM IT ALLSO VERY IMPORTANT TO CONSIDAR HOW QWICK A DONKEY CAN RUN AT TOPSPEED. SIRE DE GRUGY HAS APPARANTLY HIT TOPSPEED OF 162 MPH. SUPAR QWICK FREINDS. I HAVE ONLY EVAR GONE THAT SPEED WHEN BEING DRIVEN BY DRUNKS. ANOTHAR ONE NOT TO OVARTHINK.

SIRE DE GRUGY 3/1

4.00 BIRTISH TIME

AGAIN AN EASY ONE. NO NEED FOR LONG AND DEEP ANAL YSIS HERE. LAST TIME OWT UNCLE JUNIAR CAME IN 0 POSITIAN. ANY MORAN KNOWS 0 BEETS 1.

UNCLE JUNIAR 18/1 @ AT SOME LOLCOMPANY I NEVAR EVAN HEARD OF

REMEMBAR FREINDS DO NOT BET MOAR THAN ALLOWED TO LOOSE. PUT ALL MONEYS ON MORTS SUPARDONKEYTIPS. ALL SUPPORT MORT. MORT